butt max

how much your butt can take

that guy took me to my butt max last night

by anonymous October 3, 2017

Max

An alpha male with a massive 15 foot cock.

Is that max, I want to smash him so bad.

by HJFOHJXUGHF November 24, 2021

Max E

The boy I met when I was 12, who I fell in love with. His laughs light up the night sky and the stars seem so much brighter, and all you want is to stay there with him. He falls in love with you too, but then you screw up and reject him. Years later he falls in love with your best friend, and you fall in love with him again. You know all of his flaws, vices, and secrets but you love him anyway. His eyes sparkle when he laughs and you feel like the most important person in the world and all you want to do is lean in and kiss him but you know you can't, you screwed up. He's your biggest regret, the one you should've been with. The time you spend together is your favorite time in the world, until his girlfriend shows up.

"I'm in love with Max E, but he can never know"
"He is my best friend's boyfriend I can't be a jerk and fall in love with her boyfriend"

by Lynnich February 8, 2019

Max

Really nice and cute guy. Never notices me tho. He can be really quiet but talks alot at the same time. Cant really explain it.

Hey bestie, I want to talk to Max

Go for it, I hope he notices you bessfriennn

Yes that was a rebal d reference

by hiiii :3 January 10, 2022

Girth Maxing

When you lie on the road and let your wiener get flattened

My friend need some more girth so I told him how to start girth maxing

by porrage licker April 24, 2024

max

an awesome guy that knows everything and is humble (this isn't true)

that guy died
he must be max

by heruipvwcjo[ June 25, 2019

Iphone 16 pro max

The best phone ever made.

I picked up the iPhone 16 pro max and it's better than any lagdroid.

by Cruiseman20 November 28, 2024