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Bro code

Honored among bros, the obvious rules among bros, or guys in general.
Bro Code

#1 Sisters are off limits

#2 Exes are off limits

#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her

#4 Do not in any way, be that guy

#5 You always watch the game
#6 do not and I mean DO NOT fight with the other boys
by Hi ur the best November 11, 2020
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No Go Bro

When you're out and about picking up women with friends and you see one that you're unsure about and you start to say something like "That girl's pretty sexy" but you're friend with more taste interrupts you and says "That's a No Go Bro"
Guy 1: "You see that girl running in them tight booty shorts?"

Guy 2: "Nice ass however she's still a No Go Bro"

Guy 1: Damn... I'd still hit it
by Chame1eons May 1, 2012
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bro facto

When 2 Bro's get married for financial reason's, they enter into a Bro Facto Relationship.
It's an open relationship where the 2 married bro's usually enter into such an agreement as a means to afford rent and or a mortgage or to run a business with all the tax benefits regular married couples receive.
Yeah my best friend and I just got married, we're in a Bro Facto Relationship, we're not actually gay but tax cuts is tax cuts
by JonnyHotpockets September 19, 2017
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Band Bro

Guys in bands that live in total squalor. Bedroom usually has mattress on the floor with no linen and definitely no natural light. Cycles through partners more often than he changes his socks because he's a giant man child with addiction problems.

Expects any potential partners to be his mum and therapist but also be cool when he fucks other people on tour.
That band bro ghosted me after giving me chlamydia
by Frankenbron August 5, 2019
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Hammer Bro

An enemy sometimes encountered in mainline Mario games. Often seen in pairs, their behavior involves tossing hammers in an upward arc at you. Essentially, they are some of the most annoying cunts you will ever encounter in any video game. When you approach one, be sure to have a mushroom on you because there is a very low chance that you'll get past them without getting hit at least once.
Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I DIED
Person 2: What happened?
Person: 1 IT'S THOSE FUCKING HAMMER BROS, THEY ARE NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID! FUCK!
by zvcxasdfkwyrio June 17, 2022
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joe the bro

the bro who likes to fuck everyone whilst wanking
joe the bro has many hoes
by jdm_joe April 20, 2021
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Bro-orange

a highly noticeable combination of a brown and orange skin tone that is commonly found on bros, brahs, douches, douchebags, and guidos.

Bro-orange is a portmanteau of the words "Brown" and "Orange".
"Hey Pauly! Let's get outta here now, so we can go tan before we go to the pool! I'm trying to get that bro-orange glow!"
by Brewlhp2 July 13, 2012
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