office hands

The guy who is always borrowing peoples' stuff, mostly office supplies

(Like staplers, paperclips, pens, etc.)

Bill: Hey man can I borrow a pen, I forgot mine, and I don't want my boss to fire me.
Barry: You and your office hands never show us mercy.
Bill: What?

by LuckySandvich August 10, 2016

Hand Shammy

A hand job by a jewish girl

that jewish girl gave me the best hand shammy of my life.

by 707CASA November 1, 2008

wasted hand

Verb. The act of being excessively high.

Mike: "chris, I'm high but not in my brain"
Chris: "mike, I think you're f*cking wasted hand"
Mike: "I must be wasted hand"

by ABbCC420 September 10, 2013

Hand babies

Male masturbation

Nathan was caught making hand babies at the computer

by Bunnybear17 October 14, 2015

hand wipes

TH\he OCD detective Monk needs to keep his hands clean.

I need a wipe, Sharona his nurse.

by doctor b November 15, 2004

hand-holdy

Too easy, treating gamers like idiots

hand-holdy i have no idea what should i write here so somebody edit this

by ToiletDuck06 August 4, 2020

hands of silk

a genetic physical advantage in football allowing one to catch anything.

Hazlett dropped the fucking hammer on the other team using his hands of silk snagging everything. It was steak sauce.

by J-SAUCE December 21, 2008