Dick Cheney

vice president who needs to go see the Wizard for a new heart. Calls all of Bush's shots.

Anybody notice that Dick hasn't been around lately? Is he in his undisclosed place or have they faked his death?

by Alex February 26, 2003

needle dick

The exact opposite of a chode: A penis which is extremely long yet extremely skinny. Will not please a woman as much as a chode, as it is too skinny to touch the vaginal walls.

Fucking with a needle dick is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by Frank-The True Knower of the Word Chode May 25, 2006

Dick Jacuzzi

When a dick is put into a woman's mouth when she has water in it. She seals her lips around his dick, and gurgles, creating a Dick Jacuzzi.

"She gave me the wildest Dick Jacuzzi last night."

by PenmasterBen March 13, 2009

dick contest

A friendly competition in which several males compare phalluses. The judge is typically a female with experience evaluating the male anatomy.

T-Good won the 7th floor dick contest; his dick is truly the greatest in the land.

by bigdickbandit February 22, 2008

Dick Chug

an act in which active members of the Delta Kappa Tau fraternity consume their beverages by which liquid is poured upon and thus flows along the cock stem of one brother, trickling off into the mouth of another brother.

"Hold my cupcakes while I dick chug your soy latte."

by Orange Tent Daisies May 1, 2010

angry dick

Similar to rough sex, but usually the guy is giving the girl the angry dick, because he's still mad about something she did or he has some agression he needs to get out. Use caution with the angry dick, it tends to make females fall in love.

"Man, Ray had to take the day off cause he gave that nympho the angry dick, and the doctor said he bruised her uterus"

by L-Treezy June 11, 2006

Weak Dick

To fuck really bad, making you have weak stroke game. Unapproved by all women.

Melvin Ellis has weak dick so I broke up with him.

by Sexcgirl19 November 11, 2015