ninja gas mask

when someone puts there shirt over there face making them look like a ninja after someone farts in a closed off area like a car or elevator

Guy 1: *farts*
Guy 2: *puts shirt over nose*
Guy 3: oh god that stinks
Guy 2: hm good thing im using my ninja gas mask

by imnotpedobearbtwwantsomecandy July 27, 2010

Super Ninja Secret

Super Ninja Secret (Adj.) a. To describe a secret that is ultimately THE SECRET that no one knows about or ever will. b. A secret that you can't even tell your bestest friend, or anyone for the fear it would get out. c. A secret that you can't tell no matter what. d. the secret your mother warned you about. e. when someone says they would have to kill you if they told you...yeah, that's a super ninja secret!

"OOOHHH yeah.....that secret....it's a Super ninja secret... I can't tell you!"

The best way to have sex, is still a super ninja secret.

What happened to JFK, is a super ninja secret.

Jimmy Hoffa remains a super ninja secret.

by KitKatt73 March 14, 2010

Benja Da Ninja

A guy who shall be called Benja Da Ninja. If u are mad you can call him BENJA DA NINJA. Also a soul sucker and a vampire zombie merman.

Benja Da Ninja ate my soul yesterday.

by yadatsright August 19, 2019

Drunk ninja attack

The act of breaking an entry for the sole intent of stealing the batteries of the victims remote.

I've been a victim of a drunk ninja attack! Now I have to get off my lazy a** and change the channel myself...

by UDawesome August 7, 2010

Magic Ninja Dust

Same as Cup O Soup but only with silent fart.

He was being an asshole so I threw some Magic Ninja Dust in his face.

by Ninga Master September 15, 2010

stoner ninja genius

someone under the influence of marijuana who has mad skills physically and mentally can be fully functioning, even above average.

Joel's playing pong and having a complex conversation with me...and he's high? STONER NINJA GENIUS!

by wildzoe June 7, 2013

t-shirt ninja

One who dresses up as a ninja by folding a t-shirt about their head in a specific manner. A faux or immitation ninja.(Usualy used by Pirates to spy on Ninja.)

Arg! Ye can hardly tell that yer nothing but a T-shirt ninja! You'll fool them for sure, ya scurvy dog!

by David Burtch May 22, 2006