hatted

Hatted, to hit one in the area where one places a hat

"And then i hatted him SO hard"

by ayyyyyywhatsup09 November 5, 2020

hat banger

Someone who bangs their head between young men's butt cheeks for enjoyment. Usually done to males between the ages 13 and 26

"Dude, did you just see Evan do the perfect hat bang"

"Yeah man, he's the perfect hat banger"

"10/10 would definitely hat bang"

by Hatsonhatsonhats August 17, 2016

Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

Jesters hat

A flamboyant person very colorful

He's got the personality of a jesters hat

by Sincityhard1 January 5, 2020

Hat

A synonymous word to cap meaning the same thing.

Stop the hat bro!

by Dralix August 31, 2022

Covid Hat Trick

Getting all three Corona Vaccines, Johnson & Johnson, Moderna, and Comirnaty (BioNTech/Pfizer)

Covid Hat Trick
1st shot - Johnson & Johnson
Booster shot -> Moderna
2nd Booster shot -> Comirnaty (BioNTech/Pfizer

by king of Da niel July 6, 2022

Rice Paddy Hat

Engaging in oral sex while recipient is standing, and resting his/her FUPA (abdominal pannus) over the head of the performer.

Tommy's head all but disappeared under Jenny's profound rice paddy hat.

by Mitch Rosier August 6, 2019