Hot Pocket

Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.

When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!

by berserker256 May 18, 2003

Hot Tony

A closet homosexual who wants to take out his agression on female poop chutes, while still proclaiming his heterosexuality

Confused girl: My boyfriend keeps talking about having rough anal sex with me, but I think he's actually kind of into his roommate, Ed.

Friend: He's such a Hot Tony

by Trixie Buttercup January 12, 2008

Hot Cunt

A word used for a women who sleeps around.

Wooaaahh that girl there is hot.

Hot Cunt more like, I saw her with Johnny and Max last week.

by Lou-Lou the Angel January 1, 2012

Hot Tubing

To pleasure oneself with a dildo after putting it in the microwave for 5 seconds.

guy 1: Do you think those girls were DTF?
guy 2: No way man, all they wanted to do was go back to their apartment for some serious hot tubing

by BAJones72 June 12, 2011

hot coffee

a term currently being used to describe content within video games that contains extremely suggestive material of a sexual or sensual nature. Derived from GTA: San Andreas, due to scenes found (though unplayable) that involved female characters using coffee as a sexual inuendo.

The Attorney General is now saying that The Sims 2 is as bad as hot coffee

by the avenged August 23, 2005

hot trombone

A combination of a HOT CARL and a RUSTY TROMBONE. While recieving a rusty trombine, the reciever enjoys a bowel movement.

I was getting bored with rusty trombones, so I spiced it up with a Hot Trombone and scared the crap out of Jessica.

by Delta November 6, 2003

Porn Hot

A woman who has had several cosmetic surgeries (eg. nose job, lip injections, extremely large breasts) making her look ridiculous by normal standards but attractive by porn standards. Often resulting in celebrity status in the porn community.

Guy 1: "Did you see that stripper's tits and lip injections?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she looked ridiculous but she's definitely Porn Hot."

Jenna Jameson
(after her recent plastic surgery)

by raoul_duke12 March 16, 2010