stoner ninja genius

someone under the influence of marijuana who has mad skills physically and mentally can be fully functioning, even above average.

Joel's playing pong and having a complex conversation with me...and he's high? STONER NINJA GENIUS!

by wildzoe June 7, 2013

Drunk ninja attack

The act of breaking an entry for the sole intent of stealing the batteries of the victims remote.

I've been a victim of a drunk ninja attack! Now I have to get off my lazy a** and change the channel myself...

by UDawesome August 7, 2010

Ninjas🗡️👑

The Ninjas 🗡️👑 are Nengi Rebecca Hampson's loyal, supportive, protective and crazy ass fan base. They will drag any bitch for hating on Nengi If you don't believe me ask the fans of BBNaija Ex Housemates.

The Ninjas🗡️👑 are so protective over their sis, everytime you mention Nengi be prepared to get dragged

by Hop3syebaaa April 11, 2021

Magic Ninja Dust

Same as Cup O Soup but only with silent fart.

He was being an asshole so I threw some Magic Ninja Dust in his face.

by Ninga Master September 15, 2010

ninja gas mask

when someone puts there shirt over there face making them look like a ninja after someone farts in a closed off area like a car or elevator

Guy 1: *farts*
Guy 2: *puts shirt over nose*
Guy 3: oh god that stinks
Guy 2: hm good thing im using my ninja gas mask

by imnotpedobearbtwwantsomecandy July 27, 2010

Benja Da Ninja

A guy who shall be called Benja Da Ninja. If u are mad you can call him BENJA DA NINJA. Also a soul sucker and a vampire zombie merman.

Benja Da Ninja ate my soul yesterday.

by yadatsright August 19, 2019

t-shirt ninja

One who dresses up as a ninja by folding a t-shirt about their head in a specific manner. A faux or immitation ninja.(Usualy used by Pirates to spy on Ninja.)

Arg! Ye can hardly tell that yer nothing but a T-shirt ninja! You'll fool them for sure, ya scurvy dog!

by David Burtch May 22, 2006