new canaan

Also home to the "risque" club, a group of kids that stand there and go, "how RISQUE am I" and making secret gestures. The phrase was started by the class of 2007 as freshman. They think that they are the coolest kids in the world because they can say that word and no one else can unless they are in the group, and if you do and you arent in the group then you are a huge fag. Basically, its the "n" word of New Canaan.

"Uh! Risque! How Risque am I!!!"
"Blos youre such a fag dont say that"

by Anonymous April 4, 2005

new bloods

Racist mass recruiting PC clan who dont step foot into the wilderness

Look at them new bloods more like new bloods!!!!! roflmao

by kwarky January 31, 2009

new orleans

City being rebuilt only to be destroyed again by another hurricane so everyone can cry and say," Why did GOD do this to us?"

Man: I finally rebuilt my home. I added in reinforced glass windows, titanium door frames and walls, and a flood resistant basement. I'm set for the next...
Hurricane blows through New Orleans, tearing down the Mans house
Man: Goddamnit...

by Not in New Orleans June 11, 2006

New Canaan

new canaan blows nuts. dairen is way cooler. THE HANGING

We kill u in sports.

by D-Bagers April 7, 2005

New Hampshire

State home to transplanted Massholes, bigoted Vermonsters, and confused Maniacs. The southern part of the state is overrun by college students whose parents won't pay for them to go to UConn. The northern part of the state has a 20:1 snowmobile to human ratio. The state bird is the purple finch and the state flower is the purple lilac, making New Hampshire high on the list of "Places That Are Gay By Default Alone".

Omigod, Mom and Dad told me I had to go up to New Hampshire to like, get my, like, education! Omigod! Aren't there like, no roads there? Like, I don't think I could live without a Starbucks!

by msFortunate December 14, 2008

bake news

The status of one's eating options.

Ask the hostess for the bake news; is dinner ready, or should we order out?

by smjgJsbjgsm November 3, 2018

new poor

those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.

"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"

"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"

"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."

dumpster divas

by 6uldv8 July 25, 2016