jack shack

A secret place for self gratification

We couldn't find Dave, then we realized he was in his jack shack.

by Tolchester Tugger August 10, 2016

Face Jack

The action of masturbating to one's facebook pictures.

After facebook creeping on her, I totally face jacked on her photos.

by morrishall October 1, 2010

Jack Dagniel's

Jack Dagniel's
(Noun)

After being first coined on Youtube's high calorie cooking channel Epic Meal Time, Harley Morenstein sometimes will be heard refering to Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey as "Jack Dagniels".

The reason speculated for the renaming of this whiskey is purely because he's Harley Morenstein and is bad ass.

...Jack Dagniel's sauwce in our meat sauwce.

by The Ontarian Irishman November 13, 2011

jack wills

A clothing brand worn almost solely by private school kids in Britain. Very expensive, Britain's answer to Abercrombie & Fitch Co. Only difference is that you have to be rich to afford JW. Generally worn by the pretty, popular types, or the wannabe private school kids.

She must go to a private school, she's wearing a Jack Wills hoody.

by [G i n a]* May 17, 2007

jacking race

Jacking off at a usual pace and then realizing that someone has pulled in the driveway or walked in the house and you now must race to finish the job before inevitable interruption, embarassment, and humility.

Johnny is jacking off and realizes Mommy is pulling in the driveway coming home from work. He must finish and we now have a jacking race.

by Bubba Wayne August 29, 2006

jack bauer

The man that can kill 40 people in 1 minute(30 if he's been shot)

Okay we got 5 people in that room and 30 people in the next, so Jack Bauer you're going in.

by houjhkhj kfgkjfgj January 5, 2007

jack wipe

derogatory term of assignment - refers to the leftover sock or other item used for masturbation cleanup.

back of the line jack wipe!

by nationalradio February 25, 2007