j-cat

A psychotic breakdown.

anymore of this and im going to go j-cat.

by homerower April 28, 2006

LOLZ Cat

The cutest things ever. A popular internet phenomenon that takes pictures of adorable cats and pairs them with amusing captions, usually using poor grammar and spelling. Popularly used as bumper stickers on Facebook, however also an iPhone application and the subject of the book "I Can Has a Cheezburger?"

I was having a pretty bad day, but then I went on LOLZ Cats and I feel better

by Samisita January 17, 2009

Cat Daddy

Cat Daddy is the name of a dance used when you dougie. It was created by the Rej3tz who have a song called "Cat Daddy" For this dance, you cross your arms in front of you, then behind then you move your hands in a wheel chair motion while going down low.

Minahil, Angela, Sam and Lily Love the way Kenza can Cat Daddy when she plays "Cat Daddy" by the Rej3tz

by urbandictionaryuser123 March 9, 2011

Cat Aids

An unpleasant infection causing people to snore abnormally loud. Often caught at large gatherings such as music festivals from lack of sleep and close contact with large groups of people.

(Glastonbury festival campsite)
Mike - STFU!
Harry - Waah?!
Mike - I've got an actual cow with cat aids in the tent behind me!
Jon - LOL cat aids.

by Harry Knight January 15, 2009

j-cat

a person who doesn't know how to act in jail (when in jail)

These new bitches in are tank are straight j-cats.
That fool keeps cattin off.

by Maguire Corrections October 13, 2010

my cat

Slang for girlfriend, usually a secret girlfriend. Cat relates to a female girlfriend due to her anatomy, a pussy ... my pussy cat, They drop the pussy, and it becomes just "my CAT", or cat.

When I go home on leave, I don't know which to go see first my wife or "my cat."

The person is trying to keep his girlfriend secret by talking about her in code, in case someone else hears them. He can plausibly deny that he was talking about a kitty cat, not his secret girlfriend that he has on the side or down low.

by NewVision June 22, 2008

Cat Meat

Taco meat often used by taco bell.

Wow thats one yummy taco, hope its not cat meat again.

by poeforshow44 December 15, 2010