International fuck Jordan's bitch day

march the 16 is a very special and dear United States holiday with everybody goes to fuck Jordan's bitch

"it's international fuck Jordan's bitch day let's go see the hoe!

by slimeyshotts April 30, 2025

National dis dick day

Tell a bih dis dick when they say who what when or where

Me:Whatsaname was talkin about uu.
Them:who
me: dis dick

National dis dick day

by lelediorr October 10, 2021

Day Hooker Cooter

when you’ve been working outside all day and haven’t showered so your cooter smells like 4 skunks got in a fight over the last anchovy and they all lost, but you’re desperate for some dome.

Bill, come over and getchu some of this here day hooker cooter

by Jethro bo dean August 31, 2023

Kiss your crush day

June 11 is national crush day where all lonely men kiss there crush

Kiss your crush day is where men kiss there favorite female

by Jack Donahue June 10, 2022

Marching Band Show Reveal Day

The day that all people (in marching band) look forward to at the beginning of a new season, where the music and movements you will be working on repeatedly for the next few months are revealed.

Guy 1: Man, tomorrow is the marching band show reveal day, aren't you excited?

Guy 2: Of course I am, I bet it will be awesome.

by The Marching Griffin March 12, 2024

Confusion Day

September 30,confusion day. This is the day where everything and everyone is confused about different topics.

Ted: Hey, what are we doing today?
Emily: I don't really know. Everything just feels so confusing today.
Felicia: Guys, everything is confusing cause today is Confusion Day!
Ted and Emily: Oh yeah that's right.

by felicia the hairy squid September 30, 2021

National Thigh Pic Day

Aug 13th, the day where any girl you ask must send you thigh pics.

Him: Hey its national thigh pic day!
Her: Oh you're right! Here's you thigh pics!

by pxydestroyer9000 August 13, 2021