Gay Date

Similar to a “playdate”, only with all guys. This shameful act can be observed in a suburban neighborhood when husbands all meet on one neighbors swing-set accompanied by their children to hang out and speak amongst themselves. Most likely each of them have been sent out of their homes with their kids inbound because their overworked stay-at-home mommy wives needed some “me time” to recover from the harsh reality of their disappointing happily-ever-after’s. Of course, topics of discussion between these pussy-whooped, sad excuses for men would never include anything like: sports, movies, music, tits, cars, or anything else normal men talk about….and worst of all, no alcoholic beverages are consumed by any of them. Anyone involved in this act can only count the minutes until Monday morning comes, and they are able to return to their comfy cubicles so that they can work 10 hours a day in the corporate prison that offers the only escape from serving the lifetime sentence from their marriage.

Wow, it looks like all the neighbors are having a gay date again in their backyard. Lame!

by Mancave Movie Madness May 27, 2017

No gay may

You can't act gay for all of may

Yo bro I heard Fernando lost no gay may after he decided to sing Beyonce at the talent show!

by Basscrack November 11, 2019

The Biggest Gay

When someone horny has embraced their gay side

Tmoe and Elfuego had achieved The Biggest Gay levels of horny

by GoldenFoxx192 October 30, 2020

Gay language

Language of one who presses random numbers and letters on a keyboard when surprised or astonished. Also used by bottoms

Someone: did you see Betty last night?

User of gay language: OH MY GOD IKR, CODHFIRHLODJFIDFRISH,, SHE WALKED IN LIKE A Q U E E N.

by Hydr8_or_Dydr8_817 April 20, 2020

Schrödinger's Gay

A non-binary or agender person that is neither gay (attracted to the same gender) nor straight (attracted to the opposite gender), because there is no definitive opposite gender

Person 1: Hey, since you are dating a dude now, does that make you gay, or are you still straight?
Person 2: Well, since I don't have a gender, I can't be gay or straight
Person 1: So... like Schödingers cat, both gay and straight at the same time?
Persno 2: Yeah, basically I am a Schrödinger's Gay

by Dounut3409 June 25, 2022

Gay for Pussy

When straight guys adopt feminine or borderline homosexual tendencies for the purpose of appeasing women into having sex with them. Term coined by Brandon Wardell during a stand-up set. Common examples include painted nails, makeup, glitter, feminine clothing, and feigning attraction to your own sex in conversation. Most frequently employed by guys around alt-girls.

"All you fellas who are gay for pussy, you're on notice." - Brandon

"Did you see Thomas walking around campus with painted nails the other day? That Shit is so outta character for him."
"He's just gay for pussy in order to impress that indie chick he's been hooking up with, nothing more to it."

by bigburner440 October 7, 2022

Tubby Gay

Referring to a fat person being homosexual.

"Yo, is Steven gay?" - Jake
"No, he's Tubby Gay" - Terence

by thatonemonkey April 6, 2020