Cheese-stake

The use of cheese, often Velveta, as lubrication.

"....and then I cheese-staked her!"

by kir kanos October 9, 2009

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Cheese itz

Replacing "Jesus" in a non sinful and politically correct way

Being the religious man he was, when Cory dropped a brick on his foot he replied "AHHH, Cheese itz!". For he did not want to take the Lords name in vain

by Ritch Boy March 31, 2009

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Cheese Griddle

what a mouth looks like when it has a shitload of gold and metal in it.

That nigga's mouth has so much gold that it looks like my mommas cheese griddle.

by Entropy365 January 23, 2006

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Cheese Spread

Anal oral sex.

The pussy was great but I wouldn't give her the cheese spread.

by Ebeling June 22, 2003

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In Mixed Martial Arts, when performing a takedown against the cage, pressure is kept against the opponent as they are lifted and slammed back down, their head and any other part of their body against the cage is smashed against it, they are the cheese, the cage is the grater.

Ufc Fan 1:He just dragged him to the ground Hard!
Ufc Fan 2: Yeah he totally cheese grated his face against the cage!

by RUFCLYDAY August 24, 2010

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