Mexican Jackpot

An expression used to describe one's excitement upon receiving a semi-shitty gift or prize.

I just won a signed copy of the Nickleback album; Mexican jackpot baby!

by Cucumber Falls May 9, 2017

Mexican Bola

2 stockings are filled with feces (human or animal) and thrown as a bola, tripping a fleeing female.

"The only way I could stop her from running away, was with a Mexican Bola."

by ILoveRsail January 21, 2010

Mexican squirrel

Another term for an Iguanna.

The resort in Cancun was full of Mexican Squirrels.

Damn Mexican squirrel took my burrito!

by six_2midnight November 30, 2011

Mexican Shotgun

After hitting a marijuana related item, before exhaling, allow a friend to push on your chest with your back flat against the wall. Hold your breath while they are applying pressure, then once you need to breath signal them to let off. Once you exhale, the oxygen traooed in your lungs will race to your brain cause a system overload kinda. In other words super high super fast. Warning - you could possibly black out, have someone their to catch you.

Dude, I gave someone their first Mexican shotgun and they were slumped!

by Kwmsjrownf September 17, 2017

couch mexican

When you have a woman kneel over a couch/sofa, then proceed to insert a burrito inside her vagina.

"Hey Gurl, wanna preform Couch Mexican tonight after The Wire?"

"Dude, me and Jennifer preformed so much Couch Mexican last night."

by dildofaggggins November 19, 2013

The Mexican omelet

It is when you pull out someones pull out couch and take a massive stinky log in the middle. Then you fold the couch back up like nothing happen....

I was so mad at my mother-in-law that i left her the Mexican omelet

by King steel December 28, 2019

Mexican Inhaler

When one soils on the mustache area of his/her sleeping partner with the intention of waking them up with the fumes.
This works best with solid poop rather than a runny substance that risks entering the mouth.

I hear that Louis gave Sammy a Mexican Inhaler and Jenny knows nothing about it! LOL

by Glen Schnapps August 31, 2013