The time law of expression

This is a math law in which a person needs to know how to use a clock. This is a new way of math and It will open your eyes to new ways of thinking,learning, and humanity. So when you do this math you have to be looking at a clock. For example someone says “what’s 3 times 3”. It would be 6 because 3 “TIMES”(like a clock) 3 would be 6 because that’s what is 3 hours after. Now just use this math the rest of your life.

The time law of expression is used like this. “Hey bro, what’s 2 times 5?” .“7” “oohhhh The ryans Time law of expression” “yessirrr”

by Inmyprime May 4, 2021

Rotten Tomato's Law

If there is an overwhelming score rating discrepancy between the movie critics and the audience, the audience score is more trustworthy.

A: Bro did you see that overwhelmingly positive score for that movie Cuties?

B: But we hated it so much and the most folks hate it too!
A: Rotten tomato's law bro.

by throwaway04223 May 30, 2021

co-parent-in-law

Child-in-law's parent.

My co-parent-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

law of diminishing returns

What a state with a deposit on beverage-containers unwittingly enacts upon itself by not adjusting the amount of said deposit in response to inflation.

Maine's five-cents-per-container deposit began in early 1977, and yet it's still only that exact same amount today --- yup, in well over FORTY YEARS, the amount of "green" that you get for recycling a soft-drink bottle or beer can hasn't gone up past just a nickel, even though a "Tommy disc" isn't worth nearly so much nowadays as it was "way back when"! It's no wonder, therefore, that fewer and fewer people are bothering to actually cash in their own drink-containers or pick up ones that litterbugs have tossed... sounds like da classic "law of diminishing returns" to me... yep, da state had originally voted in da returnable-bottle law in an effort to reduce waste and beautify our countryside, but nowadays our roadsides and parks are actually MORE cluttered than ever before!

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

aboods sneeze law

induced earth quake equal to the rate of change of magnitude of sneeze

we can use aboods sneeze law to calculate the earthquake that happened in Indonesia bro

by az1010 May 7, 2022

International Maritime Law

Relationship code in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone will not be considered as cheating

I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law

by Qaoz September 30, 2021

First Law of Homodynamics

First Law of Homodynamics states that the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant; homosexuality can be transformed from one form to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.

Anon: Yo Broccoli, you are gay.
Broccoli: U
Anon: The First Law of Homodynamics says the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant, so your constant gay.

by AnonTheSchoolShooter May 29, 2018