Water Sausage

Its bog weed but make it childish and fun

"OMG Sean look its a bog weed!"
"Sorry its a what?"
"Water sausage"
"No thats a bog weed you Dozy Sod"

by Zoent November 18, 2020

Water Bottle

a bottle that holds water. it can be used for many things such as hitting people, drinking water, squirting people...

i hit you in the head with a WATER BOTTLE

by tika dog May 3, 2018

Millenial Water

Relates to the ubiquitous availability and usage of energy drinks for and by the under 20s (millenials). Red Bull, Relentless, Monster, et al.

A psychological crutch, masquerading magical properties which negate the need for restful sleep and can be used as a prerequisite for anything that requires actual effort.

"Wish they had millenial water back in the day when I was pulling all-nighters playing "Sonic" on my Sega Megadrive; I'd have completed more levels!"

by Diogenetics October 8, 2018

Water eater

Someone who likes to drink, especially to excess.

1: Did you see that guy, he did 10 shots in a row?!
2: Yeah, he's water eater.
1: water eater?
2: alcohol don’t even taste like alcohol to him anymore.

by BBlackGrayWhite March 12, 2020

Cock Water

What comes out of a male penis when you pee or ejaculate.

Water that a chicken or Cock has previously been inside of or drank.

"That's a Lot of Cock Water on the bed"

"Careful, don't drink that, it's cock water."

by DamienMG August 9, 2021

moat water

The moat is a body of still water. It has been known to contain many stolen shopping trolleys, and, as the rumour has it, a dead body, and Syphilis. It is often drank by Menzians.

the moat water is SO not fit for drinking.

by orgabulator May 26, 2004

Water-hose

Semen-penis for short.
usually referred to a penis but the correct usage is a penis with sperm cells on the skin from outside (Mostly after sex by yourself)

-WTH Please stop doing sex by yourself!!
-My Water-hose is can handle this dude

by Habouz August 27, 2018