King Henry

A piercing on a male's penis that leads from the urethra to under the tip. Often used on the M (in S&M) to show that he is taken or a love slave to his S.

Jeff: Owwww... My dick hurts from getting a King Henry so I could be someones bitch... WHY JESUS, WHY!?

by IknowTHEdeal July 3, 2009

kings school

pretty shite school, absolute waste o money but funny. definitely wouldn't recommend.

kings school is shite

by hey its me ali a April 8, 2019

Sofa-king

It is a polite way of swearing. Used inserted into a sentence, when pronounced sounds like a common curse word. However written out, it looks like an innocent mistake at first glance.

This show is Sofa-king stupid.
That is Sofa-king awesome.

by angryscribbles February 16, 2009

King Bro

The Greatest Bro of All-Time. Has been believed to be Dave Matthews for many years, but this is one of the worlds darkest secrets. Only four in the world know the identity of "The King Bro".

"The King Bro was praised for his perfect visor and sobe-sipping."

by Brolaxer69 May 29, 2009

king hit

The biggest bong rip you will ever f*cking see.

Dude holy shi*t, that hit was king hit level.

by Jordster November 23, 2016

kottonmouth kings

Music for today's white trash. Very popular among the stoners who are "tough" and will "hella kick your ass, fool". These shyte bags are usually harmless when alone, they tend to make up for their physical weakness by hanging out in large groups, then they talk shit to passers by. Rap/rock is shit no matter who does it, the two just don't mix...and all KMK is about is smoking large amounts of weed and drinking large amounts of alcohol...yep that's really worth something listening to and attempting to live by. Hell to top it off, I knew they were gay before I ever heard any of their music...with a name like Kottonmouth Kings, what the fuck else are you to expect?

"I listen to Kottonmouth Kings, and I destroy my body with massive amounts of alcohol and weed...that must make me "hard"...especially in these tuff suburbs." -Froader

by Suburban Badass November 8, 2007

King of the levee

When two or more people (usually intoxicated) ride bikes on a levee and try to push, kick or crash into the other rider(s) to attempt to knock them off the levee leaving only one thus becoming, King of the Levee

Guy 1 : Did you see angel after zack become king of the levee?
Guy 2 : Yeah, i heard he got a black eye.
Guy 1 : He did.
Guy 2 : well, its official, Zack is King of the Levee

by Backspace209 February 22, 2011