pink smelly hammer

The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.

To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.

by El, Skinn and co January 2, 2006

Pink Air Biscuit

When a woman queefs into her hand and then offers someone a sniff.

He thought it was SOOO funny to give me a hot air biscuit. So I surprised the shit out of him when I loaded up a pink air biscuit for him to enjoy. I jammed it under his nose and said "Sniff this Bubba". I know mine smelt better than his did. Then I fucked his brains out.

by Ronald Byrd January 9, 2019

Bubble Gum Pink

Referring to the color of a woman's genitalia

"I bet its bubble gum pink"

by Jorgewest21414 June 2, 2023

Colombian Pink Eye

When someone is doing a line of coke out of a Stripper or Hooker’s ass crack, and she farts or queefs the blow in to their face.

Joe: Shit got outta hand at the bachelor party last night. Dave was fucking around with the stripper, and she gave him the Colombian Pink Eye.

Steve: No shit?

Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.

by ThanosLifts November 26, 2022

fuzzy pink sock

When your getting hate-fucked in the ass & your anus prolapses & sags

Trey & I were butt fucking so hard he gave me a fuzzy pink sock!

by Megan Malone October 16, 2020

Pink Dildo Stand

what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrate.

Pink Dildo Stand

by quartz89_alt February 10, 2022

Pink Sock Slurpee

When a sexual partner prolapses one's anus and begins to suck on the leftover pink sock.

Babe after you're finished up in the front why don't you move to the back and give me a pink sock slurpee.

by Pink Sock lover January 23, 2021