Horse Tumbler

When a horse can’t see so it fucks a cow.

“Oh man that’s a horse tumbler!”

by urmomcentral December 24, 2021

horse puck

Is when you have a fucking chode thats thicker than the taint your fucking so your just ramming it against the vagina

Dude i had to make a horse puck last night

by Daddy trump November 5, 2017

Horse cock

A big massive dick that deserves to be in a museum , Horse cocks don't typically fit in normal boxers and they have to have special ones made for their big penis, normally these are given to the men who did stuff right in their past life, and they often make jokes about having a small dick or they don't get offended by them.

He sent me a picture of it last night he has such a horse cock

by ILOVEHORSECOCKS May 2, 2023

When you're on a horse

When you're on a horse.

Luke: When you're on a horse.
Alex: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

by oligma February 4, 2022

big fat horse

A horse which is over weight because it eats to much

Nate: bro that is a big fat horse
Reggae Shark: I know it eats to much

by Nigelthequeen April 23, 2018

Reverse Trojan Horse

When a government, nation, or business will act as a temporary safe haven for a person or group who are in a disfavored position. The nation will wait for as many of the assets of the said person/group to be obtained in the period of acting as a safe haven as possibe, and will then pose regulations or laws that stop and seize assets in the organization.

Did you hear the Russian oligarchs fell for the reverse Trojan horse in the Maldives? All their yachts were taken.

by ByAirBySeaYeet March 13, 2022

horse blowjob

A person who sucks a horse dick And then drowns in cum.

One day when Ricky was playing in the field. He walked up to a horse and out of curiosity began to Give a horse blowjob. The horse enjoyed it so much it came right in Ricky mouth. And he drowned to death in horse cum.

by CloakedSniper0 January 9, 2021