A movie that is dijointed in plot, contains various unrelated flashbacks, shots of empty fields and or buildings for no apparent reason and an unbrupt or otherwise unsatisfying ending. In other words all of the qualities that make French films, French films.
Guy one: Did you see that movie Tinker Tailor, Solider, spy?
Guy two: Yeah
Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?
Guy two: It was almost French.
Guy two: Yeah
Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?
Guy two: It was almost French.
by Angus12 April 11, 2012
Get the Almost Frenchmug. by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025
Get the french fellationmug. In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)
I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).
by adamnsmit July 8, 2018
Get the French Tangomug. sybille foucart
by pootiluv45 July 7, 2019
Get the french dykemug. A slang and vulgar term for a French person's genitalia, specifically a male's. It is often used to disguise homo sexual intentions
by Senõr Vulgar October 15, 2019
Get the French pastrymug. by shniggs September 14, 2015
Get the French Picnicmug. A elder woman from France? Or are you taking about that one hot cute sweet and innocent girl from Apex Legends? If so, yes you are right, she is a french mommy.
Person 1: Dude, I want to fuck the french mommy so hard.
Person 2: Who?!?!?
Person 1: Watson from Apex you dumb fuck
Person 2: Who?!?!?
Person 1: Watson from Apex you dumb fuck
by Alexmmat March 24, 2022
Get the french mommymug.