muffin ball

A pet name you call a person or animal. When you use this pet name, the person or animal you're speaking to is cute and sweet.

My dog is so cute. He's such a muffin ball!

by peachpie88 September 22, 2011

ball and hammer

When a women performs oral sex on a man taking both shaft and nut sack in her mouth simultaneously.

Damn, the wife has really perfected the ball and hammer. I wish she had those skills 10 years ago!

by Merkin Donor III May 28, 2009

Moist Balls

The point at which your balls moisten with the anticipation of oncoming sexual acts

Dude, I totally got moist balls last night on my date when she bent over to pick up her keys

by shmandrew February 14, 2012

Mono-Ball

Someone who only has one testicle, thus the name 'Mono-Ball'.

John: Bert has a Mono-Ball!

by MaddaCheeb24 October 8, 2009

dongle balls

letting a work keycard or dongle dangle down near one’s penis

Dude, you’ve got Dongle Balls!

by saskydoodle March 7, 2015

Sloppy Balls

Two known definitions:

1. Just how it sounds-- testicles that are far from well-kept.

2. A delicious British snack, typically cornmeal formed into a ball-form, tossed and coated in a honey glaze.

1. Man, that dude had some sloppy balls. They were dirty, sweaty, and some parts had long pubes while others were completely shaved.

2. Yes, waiter, I'll have an order of the sloppy balls please.

by theseandownthemiddle September 3, 2010

ball jump

When in Africa, an african wearing typical african gear and wooden shoes walks up to you criss-crossing his legs with one hand by his side and grabs hold of your balls very firmly.

Note- this will only work in Africa

When I was in Ethiopia, some random black dude ball-jumped me. I wish I could ball jump him too

by MR.KLAUS November 26, 2010