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Autistic Fucking Retard

An individual who plays the autistic card while they themselves, are not autistic at all, but use it to their advantage to attempt to divert things such as prosecutions by the court. These individuals also parade under the disguise of

"independent media" to harass those who don't agree with their antics.
DonTard just cannot abide by his probation order conditions and then goes onto his News Now Canada Independent Media account and breaches them even more, his grandma, Alma Jean Robinson would be so disappointed that her grandson became such an autistic fucking retard.
by Dontard Hater October 24, 2023
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Fuck me boots

White ankle high boots that girls in Southern California tend to wear in the spring. They often represent repressed feelings of daddy issues. And tend to represent an eagerness to fuck.
“Hey Hannah nice fuck me boots, let’s go to the bungalow and do some blow in our flowery dresses and then go to 800 degrees.”
by Captainmoon May 19, 2024
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Half Past Fucked Up

When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.
. “ hey do you wanna go to the bar”… “nah I’m half past fucked up, fuck all that noise
by Jakeing24 October 1, 2021
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When Is Melissa Gallo Fumero And I, Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstormism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse
When Is Melissa Gallo Fumero And I, Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstormism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Are Going To Fucking Have Sexual Intercourse
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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Holy Fucking Balls DUDE

when your friend does something cool/weird as shit
Friend 1: I drank like 7 liters of vodka and wine
Friend 2: HOLY FUCKING BALLS DUDE ARE YOU OK????
by Vaksej November 8, 2021
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shut the fuck up

i stg if you don’t shut the fuck up i’m gonna eat your mom out
by oliviaharlyichelleshipe January 16, 2022
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Big fucking baby

by bananarama_ February 20, 2020
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