Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.
by JWPonder November 29, 2024
Get the Dirty Pondermug. The act of getting up in the middle of the morning and smacking the shit out of your mom and calling it a dream.
by dirtyassman December 15, 2023
Get the dirty evelinmug. An under age girl who repeatedly returns to a paedophiles home to be fed drugs regardless of the danger
by Major red eye August 8, 2023
Get the Dirty Albanymug. Having intercourse with someone with the initials R, P or J in such close proximity to your bestfriends sleeping arrangements that they cannot avoid hearing her moans and his whimpers and subsequently masturbate to it
by Orgyfucklove May 22, 2023
Get the Dirty maylethmug. For instance when u find a dirty condom in your boyfriends car the same week he gets you to come back and he already cheating.
by Softsweetboxbabes January 4, 2023
Get the Dirty dickmug. n: a cuddle or snuggle position where a male partner is lying on his side, pressed-in closely from behind, with a detectable erection
v: to press-in closely from behind, on one's side, as a male partner with a detectable erection
v: to press-in closely from behind, on one's side, as a male partner with a detectable erection
"My guy and I ended up in a dirty spoon before getting out of bed for work."
"Then he said; 'Let's dirty spoon and see where it leads...'"
"Then he said; 'Let's dirty spoon and see where it leads...'"
by Kimuendo Entendre December 23, 2023
Get the dirty spoonmug. When a man of a short and stout nature ejaculates inside another mans rectum and shouts about pumping kids inside of you like a factory in the early 20th century. This man would commonly be compared to the famous book character Mr Arthur Birling.
by Ancient Athenian Boy Fucker September 9, 2022
Get the Dirty Huxleymug.