Agave water

Tequila. The name is derived from it's appearance to water, and it's base ingredient being agave.

Eric: Want to take shots of agave water with me?

Sam: Sure, I need to get drunk tonight.

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Parker: Can you pick up a bottle of agave water for me?

Byron: What is that?

Parker: Tequila

by AUDX November 30, 2011

Fiji water

Bottled water brand known for its large pedophile audience, due to the small size of each bottle

John is such a pedo, I saw him drinking Fiji water last night

by LilSerg October 30, 2023

Millenial Water

Relates to the ubiquitous availability and usage of energy drinks for and by the under 20s (millenials). Red Bull, Relentless, Monster, et al.

A psychological crutch, masquerading magical properties which negate the need for restful sleep and can be used as a prerequisite for anything that requires actual effort.

"Wish they had millenial water back in the day when I was pulling all-nighters playing "Sonic" on my Sega Megadrive; I'd have completed more levels!"

by Diogenetics October 8, 2018

water purifier

when the customer places himself under a mesh camping table while their partner vigorously defecates on the surface of the table sorting the peanut and corn from the poop. in case the customer has an allergy.

Josh gave shawn a water purifier at church camp.

by poolboy6969696969696969 June 15, 2011

Water Sausage

Its bog weed but make it childish and fun

"OMG Sean look its a bog weed!"
"Sorry its a what?"
"Water sausage"
"No thats a bog weed you Dozy Sod"

by Zoent November 18, 2020

Water music

The lapping sound created when two gay men lick eachothers asshole in the ocean.

Winston made sweet water music in bung whole

by Edwins twathole September 19, 2017

Water Bottle

a bottle that holds water. it can be used for many things such as hitting people, drinking water, squirting people...

i hit you in the head with a WATER BOTTLE

by tika dog May 3, 2018