Bed-meat

The state of being so tired that your brain ceases to function and you become a lump of flesh.

I am so exhausted tonight, I'm just going to be bed-meat.

by FoodieK July 7, 2022

Meat dunk

When a individual decides to use his penis as a ball and dunk on the participants face... balls can be included

Hey dude you awake?! Cool let me just 360 meat dunk this in

by Tarzan March 25, 2019

Meat Cunt

An Orange Cunt Supporter, who's too dumb and oblivious to the complete brainwashing that has occurred to them.

Fucking meat cunt has no idea what reality is!

by anonymous July 11, 2023

Meat Vice

A vagina so tight it's like your dick is in a vice.

Her Meat Vice was so tight, I thought my dick was going to break off.

by FurBurger August 28, 2012

Meat bitch

An individual who flexes the size of his penis constantly to the point were it becomes annoying.

Bob: “Hey, do you want to hang out with Josh tomorrow?”
Joe: “I don’t know man, Josh is kind of a meat bitch.”

by Narzanac December 10, 2019

meat flag

Slag for penis.

As in "dude, stow your meat flag, this is a public place!" Or "I'm going to be planting my meat flag on her moon tonight, if you know what I mean"

by V-Nance June 12, 2014

Meat Blow

When your going down and girl and then stick your nose inside her to which you then blow your nose inside her.

"OMG, last night i was with Jerry and he was so going down on me then he gave me a meat blow"

by ManBabby June 17, 2018