off the scale

greatest of all time

Michael Jordan's basketball skills was off the scale.

by the greatest to never play the January 3, 2014

Cordened Off

An unfortunate occurrence where an area or room becomes inaccessible due to a certain portly 'comedian' standing in the entrance and or exit routes.

Gary: Hey man, you gonna go check out the buffet?

Frank: That's a no can do on that one, that area's been Cordened off.

by Hank Benson September 5, 2010

Off Light

Electronics used to have a light that came on when you turned on the device (mostly referring to T.V.'s). Now there's only a red light that comes on when the T.V. (or other electronic) is off. This is the off light. Electronic makers made this switch when they realized that society has become so dependent on these products that they spend more time with them on then they do with them off, so off lights actually save electricity.

Dude1: "Is there somethin' wrong with your T.V. bro?"

Dude2: "No. Why?"

Dude1: "The light's on but I don't see nuthin'."

Dude2: "That's the off light you idiot! Where have you been?"

by AceaclesElementara March 29, 2010

Jerk Off

when u and ur friend decide to jerk off together and see who can last the longest.

hey do u wanna have a jerk off and see who can last the longest?

by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018

zacking off

Zacking off is the act of masturbating in the shower using kiddy porn downloaded to an ipod or any other mobile video device. The device is usually placed in a ziplock bag to avoid water damage and being contaminated with bodily fluids.

Lee: Why does Zack always bring his phone with him to the shower?

Danny: Yea, I'm curious too since he takes 45 minutes to take a shower.

Lee: you think he's jacking off in there?

Danny: His name is Zack not Jack dumby.

Lee: I meant do you think he's zacking off in there?

Danny: haha yea i keep hearing weird moans coming from the bathroom and when he comes out he has the look of satisfactied on his face. He needs to wipe that smirk off.

by 6fingas December 25, 2009

go off

doing the most to impress your friends and become a legend.

jake: i go off every time we go out and you only half-send.

joe: you don’t have to call me out like that bro.

by kiaras August 31, 2018

fallen off

v. used in the Deep South to describe someone who has lost weight by dieting.

My, how Sally has fallen off since she started going to Jenny Craig.

by Richard Black October 9, 2005