Sleeping w/ mouth open

According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real

The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)

by Guy writing the history books June 21, 2022

sleep tax

A time-based tax many living creatures pay in order to live and function. Humans usually pay one-third of their time income towards this tax.

You thought the IRS is bad, have you heard of the sleep tax?

by OctocatPerson July 16, 2021

Sleep Gang

People who listen to sad music at 3am and feel depressed.

Generally it’s sad music on YouTube.
They write lots of comments about why they feel depressed as well as uplifting comments to sooth the pain of other sleep gang members.

Common YouTube channels the sleep gang dwells are:
-the bootleg boi
-Biteki びてき
-ikigai

I’m chilling with the sleep gang tonight.

by Schniko May 19, 2020

sleep-posting

When you so tired you don't even realize what you posted then past out

I'm a big fat terd and told my aunt that I was sleep-posting in Facebook

by Crazy_kubach July 22, 2016

Sleeping like AD of Pak

To have a deep sleep

Hey Bro, were you sleeping like AD of Pak? I tried calling you multiple times.

by wordlehehe May 12, 2025

inter exeption sleeping

Two people sleeping, in sort of spoon position with leg sandwich. Both having identical dreams.

"Dude I woke up with my girl and we both had the same dream, it was some inter exeption sleeping s***"

by @pancakefloper May 14, 2016

is my fish sleeping

if someone ask you that if you fish is sleeping it is just upside down on top of the fish bowl and to dispose of it is to flush it down the toilet.

P.S don't tell your kids

Son: is my fish sleeping
Mom: yes my son it is now go back to your room
Son: ok
Mom: honey go flush it down the toilet

by ThankWrong April 16, 2019