the absolute mother fucking greatest

The absolute mother fucking greatest!!

See Madeline over there? She’s the absolute mother fucking greatest. I wish I could be like her

by Stegosaurusrexx November 24, 2021

Your Mother

She told me to tell you to get off and go to sleep. I don’t care that she is dead, or in another country, I don’t care that you don’t have a curfew and it’s early morning. GO TO BED

Go to sleep NOW or you will lose your internet privileges! Your Mother SAID SO!!!

by YessQUEEEEN November 16, 2022

Mother

Someone who can be very embarrassing. But is always there when you need them. A good mother is one that sticks around and listens to a their child's problems without judgement. A mother doesn't always have to be biological, they just have to be there for you.

Person 1: "what is a mother to you?"
Person 2: "a mother is someone who is always there for you"

by Gtellsyouwords August 25, 2023

Mother fucker

A gender neutral way to identify someone

Person 1: how are you mother fucker
Person 2: im pretty good

This is way better than this

Person 1: how are you dude

Person 2: I iDeNtIfY aS fEmAlE
Person 3: sToP dEmOnIzInG tRaNs PeOpLe By NoT rEsPeCtInG tHeIr PrOnOuN

by Epic bruh gamer moment August 2, 2019

son of a mother lover

a non vulgar more polite way to call someone or something a son of a bitch when vulgar language is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor decided to let his dogs loose in my yard to do their business i told that son of a mother lover to keep his dogs out of my yard

by bluebear August 4, 2024

co-mother-in-law

Child-in-law's mother.

My co-mother-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

mother-stalker

A loved one who stalks you as a means to show affection

or someone who claims they love you and feels to help you act in a mannerly way

mother-stalker: nice comment on Reddit last Wednesday at 3am!

pal: you noticed <3

mother-stalker : dont i always? :)

pal:ha ha ha

mother-stalker: ha ha ha ha ha! i LOVE you!

by Worde May 2, 2015