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Douche Bag

1. That One Guy that complains All Night about how the OPEN BAR at a Wedding Reception ran out of Gin while there are 30 different kind of liquor is still remaining.

2. The guy that believes watching Philly Eagles game while at a wedding and then telling the groom "sorry but my Eagles are more important than your ceremony"

3. The guy that compares Strip Clubs to a Steak House.
by Captain Funguy October 1, 2013
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Slag in a bag

*This word was made by ola*
A slag in a bag is a hoe that should be put in a bag to be restrained after sleeping with too many men.
“Rachel keeps sleeping with all my boyfriends
“Ew, what a slag in a bag”
by Ak47777 November 7, 2019
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Bag Slide

The art of accumulating all of the remaining chip crumbs in the corner of the chip bag and then angling the bag so that the crumbs slide effortlessly into your mouth.
Damn, there are a ton of crumbs left. I need to bag slide this shit.
by GoochFace September 6, 2014
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Dipping the bag

one step further than balls deep. To insert your penis fully into a vagina to the point where you are also able to insert you testicles.

Not to be confused with Bopping the bag.
I heard he was dipping the bag with Sonia last night.
by jamaicascreem December 11, 2010
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T-bagging

T-bagging is an ancient ritual that originated on the Xbox exclusive title Halo. Tea-bagging is a term that refers to the action of repeatedly pressing the crouch button on the bodies of your dead enemies (or teammates depending on the situation) to mimic the action of rubbing your balls on their face. The goal of T-bagging is usually to entice anger and frustration in the victim in the hopes that they play worse and make mistakes. T-bagging can also be used as a friendly gesture, when T-bagging an alive opponent you symbolize peace and friendship and if the other player returns your T-bag, an unbreakable bond of ball bouncing brotherhood has been formed.
Person one: you’re just gonna let Michael T-bag you like that? The disrespect

Person two: nah imma get his ass back
Person three: He still T-bagging you
by Professional bagger October 25, 2023
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bag of flies

Something nobody wishes to hold onto, and would drop immediately if it were put in their hands. Similar to a hot potato.
"That girl is bad news, man. You need to drop her like a bag of flies!"
by MarvinComedy August 8, 2019
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Bag and Spoon

A rather unconventional sexual act, whereby the penis and scrotum are simultaneously inserted into an orifice (pussy, ass or mouth). An act reserved for those not faint of heart, and testicles of steel. Good luck!
Richards experienced a rather unpleasant trip to the ER, following a botched attempt at performing the ‘Bag and Spoon on his unsuspecting partner.
by AbhorrentRichards July 18, 2021
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