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Golden Muck Shower

The act of taking a shit in the shower and then proceeding to drench it in piss while the vile concoction splashes all over your face and the shower walls.
Well call me a cracker at midnight! I’ll be damned! Colby just took a Golden Muck Shower in our clean bathroom! He will suffer for this now!
by GinnerRat March 9, 2024
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permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023
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Shower Toast

To consume toast in the shower whilst one is hungover. The polar opposite of a shower beer.
"Aw yeah this shower toast is really doing the trick for the old hangover".
by aSurfingClown December 1, 2014
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spick shower

To bathe in cheap cologne to avoid actually showering to cover your stench from manual labor.
Damn bro I can smell that dude from over here. WTF did he do take a spick shower in old spice.
by Spank bank July 29, 2022
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The Stoner Shower

The "Stoner Shower" or "The Poor Man's Shower".

If you are smelly and poor, or have just smoked some danky dernals (MJ) you take a lil F-breezey, spray it in the air, and bathe underneath its refreshing and fragrant mist.

DEN YOU SMELL GOOD....ZANNNGG!!!
"Shit dude, we fucking stink like trizzlessss"
-"No worries we'll just take a stoner shower"(The Stoner Shower) shower"
by Riri Riddle Wang August 21, 2011
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Dorm Shower

A college ritual in which an individual of any gender kneels in a communal shower space and allows a group of people (usually men) to collectively urinate on them.

It can be used as a hazing ritual, a collective punishment or humiliation, or as a sexual practice. Mostly confined to colleges and universities due to the communal shower and living spaces.
"Hey, man! Did you hear about C? He got caught with B's girl, we're doing a dorm shower tonight!"
by blaiddblondie July 30, 2025
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shower elbow

Shower elbow is when you masturbate in the shower and bang your elbow on the wall or the soap dish, etc. Can be pretty painful.
I went too hard this morning and got freaking shower elbow!
by r0mediddy September 21, 2017
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