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Law of Reverse Compensation

The law of reverse compensation states that that after a given amount of time, any photo of guns or gun gear that makes its way to normies, will result in a penis or penis compensation remark. This is caused by their own cognitive dissonance due to inability or lack of ability to confidently protect or defend oneself or family.
"Look at those guys with all those guns, they obviously all have emotional issues and micropenises" example of the law of reverse compensation
by Average right wing extremist September 24, 2023
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meteorologist motion law

The meteorologist motion law is said to be the defining definition of all life forms on the planet meaning the definition of life as we know it
Lobotomite: #1, Hello fellow human have you already heard of the meteorologist motion law?

Lobotomite: #2 yes I have fellow human I think that such word means the meaning of life.
by Fellowhuman:( November 29, 2022
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great-grandmother-in-law

My great-grandmother-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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3 days law

An unspoken law that translates as following:
If you made a guy mad, you use the 3 days law.If 3 days passed since your last interaction and he doesn’t text you anymore, it means you should move on because he’s on to the next girl.
X: So, did he text you after you had that fight?
Y:No, it’s been already 5 days, I think this is it.Apply the 3 days law.

X:Well time to move on.
by אוהבת מכשפה July 11, 2023
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mother in law trap

A trap set by a mother in law whose child has moved away, mostly out of state. The mother makes grandiose promises in the hopes that it will lure the couple back home.
"Her mom said if we move back from CA that we will be able to get well paying jobs with Mr. Snidesworth at the laboratory."
"Be careful bro, it could be a mother in law trap."
by OneToothWillis June 1, 2018
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Cold Cock's Law

Cold Cock's Law is the law that whenever a phrase is vague yet simple enough while not having a well established definition, every single so-called comedian on Urban Dictionary will make up their own definition of it, all of which will be different.
There are like 90 definitions of "Cold Cock" on Urban Dictionary and literally every single one of them is different. That's Cold Cock's Law.
by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022
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co-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's grandnephew's wife.
My co-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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