Ninja Syndrome

When you’ve played fortnite too much and you can no longer become erect.

Doctor: How can I help you today?

Patient: I can no longer get erections no matter how hard I try.

Doctor: How many Victory Royales do you have?

Patient: 498.

Doctor: You have Ninja Syndrome.

by metaldan123 April 15, 2018

Ludington Syndrome

When you believe a girl wants you and your schlong, without ever having talked to her.

"Mia Khalifa wants my cock bro!"
"Oh shit, he's got Ludington Syndrome again."

by Dantenicoletti February 20, 2020

leomi syndrome

''leomi syndrome'' is a very rare condition in which people laugh uncontrollably to the point where their laugh sounds like whales being viciously harpooned.

dat laugh though fam, i swear she got dat leomi syndrome G

by magnificolecuntbag December 31, 2013

Nail Syndrome

When one has a big dick but doesn't know how to use it.

ME: That poor Kyle never gets any

BONI: Yea, he has a huge dick too...

ME: He must have a case of the Nail Syndrome

by Jizmo Beach June 16, 2010

Aguilera Syndrome

The act of trying to showboat a talent one is known for, whether it is vocally, physically, or mentally, and screwing up at the wrong place at the wrong time. Can be easily treated by keeping it simple and doing it right.

Christina Aguilera, we get it, you can sing, but please don't screw up the National Anthem...she did. This was the most recent documented live cases of Aguilera Syndrome.

by ;ojgoag May 17, 2011

Mermaid Syndrome

now it can apply for males as well but typically refers to a beautiful woman that basically so perfect and enticing all men fall in love and willing to do anything for her. Unfortunately for the mermaid, they are unable to love or feel the emotional towards their suitors so they are forever alone and continue look for love. The suitors always experience unfortunate events surrounding the appearance of the mermaid in their lives, sometimes the mermaid ruins emotionally the suitors for life. Very much like the mermaids singing sailors to their water deaths.

"wow look at jasmine"
"yeah just look, she's no good for you, she a siren"
"what do you"
"she has mermaid syndrome, you're going to end up heartbroken and dead"

by N.I Vega December 15, 2015

ernesto syndrome

When a person has lost the ability to comprehend simple tasks and sudden confusion emerges, making the said person a Tanfi.

Yo I hit the blunt the other day and that shit gave me Ernesto syndrome, I felt like a Tanfi yo!

by MexySexy May 6, 2017