the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.
“did you see the cranky old lady?”
“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”
*the group cackles*
“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”
*the group cackles*
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
Get the cranky old ladymug. by dank-o-rank November 7, 2017
Get the Lady Fratmug. A wise, funny, strong, and talented man. He's the person in the room everyone wants to be around. He is every girls dream guy in terms of his amazing and unique personality. Ladi's have a wonderful sense of humor. Ladi's make wonderful live partner's. Any and every woman would be lucky to know a Ladi
by Swan911 October 4, 2018
Get the Ladimug. A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.
Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.
by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020
Get the spanking the lady monkeymug. 
Mrs. Børek Lady runs the best cantine at the Norwegian University of Life Sciences. She serves Børek every Thuesday and it’s tasy and nutritious.
Students at campus: «ahhh you turn that cantine so nice Mrs. Børek Lady, give me a big soggy børek will ya?»
by Pusen Brede December 10, 2019
Get the Mrs. Børek Ladymug.