ugly friend

A friend of the opposite sex that you are embarrassed to be seen with, in fear that people may think you are together.

"Hey Tom, why dont you grab Meghan and walk over here?"
"I can't be alone with an ugly friend, what will be people think?!"

by John Portland January 4, 2009

Face-Friend

Someone you are "friends" with on a website, such as Facebook and don't aknowledge when you see them outside the internets . You talk to eachother, make up inside jokes, and even have deep and meaningful conversations for hours online. However, you mutually don't even grant eachother a simple "Hey" when passing in real live.

"So is Anna going to be at your party this Friday? I saw your wall-to-wall and you guys seem to be pretty close these days."

"Hahah, no way. We're just face-friends. I have no desire to see her in the flesh."

by hell's bells June 27, 2007

real friend

a real friend is someone who isn’t fake, someone who puts you first, someone who doesn’t hide things from you, someone who tells you EVERYTHING, someone who has your back, and someone you can rely on.

I wish you were a real friend

by xxxecxxx March 18, 2018

Friend surge

Adding a large number of friends or followers on social media in the hours after returning home from summer camp.

After returning home from camp, Anna experienced a Friend surge, gaining 32 followers on Instagram in one afternoon.

by Beth G August 6, 2013

Best Friend

People, usually girls, who do EVERYTHING together! Whether it be boring family stuff or shopping. Someone who is always there no matter what, even if you are being a bitch. Someone who knows when your lying and why without even asking. Someone who tackles you for the last gummy worm, or will forgive five minutes after having a fight. Someone who truly loves you for you and would die for you. Hoes before bros.

"Did you see Olivia and Maddie, they're hanging out AGAIN!"

"That's because they're true best friends"

by loverseverything November 11, 2011

fake friends

people who make you feel like you are unwanted. fake friends don’t invite you places, call you names, act like you don’t exist, try and control your actions, try and control your feelings, and most importantly don’t care about your feelings. fake friends will act like they are your “friend” for a little and they will most likely suck up to you, then all of a sudden they will completely stab you in the back and betray you.

when i was a freshman in high school i had so many fake friends, they would act like one person but really was another inside.

by ellie327 November 8, 2018

keystone friend

The person in a large gathering of strangers and acquaintances that knows everyone and brought them together.

I went out to a bar with my friend John and a bunch of other people I didn't know. It was some people from John's work, a few of John's college roommates and one of his friends from home. We all didn't know each other, but John was the keystone friend.

by Paul Furfari March 12, 2007