Jordan

Jordan a hot sexy beast. Is a beast at soccer and get all the ladies

Damn that must be a Jordan!

by Gappy Jo October 24, 2015

Jordanism

spontaneous uncontrolled unintelligible screaming

You got yourself hooked on Jordanism.

by FinalBossEben June 30, 2025

The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.

Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."

by not izaak February 17, 2022

Jordanized

When someone gets your neck so bad its called jordanized

Guy 1-"It says gullible on the ground"
Guy 2- * looks at ground* "it does not"
Guy 1- You just got jordanized

by Zarthle January 19, 2017

Jordan

bro jordans just that nibba hes batman.

“bro you hear abt the new kid jordan”

“yea dat nigga cool asfk”

by nutzshhs November 20, 2023

Jordan Weatherbee

Gayyyyyyyyyy

"Do you think Jordan Weatherbee is gay?"
"No, I think he just likes dick in his ass."

by Fairytail guild member May 12, 2017

Jordan

Gay

Jordan is gay

by Jddbwhwhshsbs October 21, 2019