A sad, lonely, pitiful and useless State that should be absorbed by Massachusetts. The State bird is heroin, and the State flower is unemployment. The State Motto is "Live, Freeze and Die". Stratford, Colebrook and Pittsburgh and home to the largest number of inbreeds in the State, and it is common to find siblings that are in active, sexual relationships with each other. If you make the mistake of not being born and raised here, or having four generations of family buried in local graves, the people will treat you like complete and utter shit.
The locals are the most arrogant, pompous douche-bags you will ever run into. They frequently troll urban dictionary just to dislike all of the negative definitions of New Hampshire. People that are from here, and smart enough to know how much is sucks, call the State "Screw Hampshire", because nothing says "you're screwed" like living in the North Country. If you have a high school diploma and half of your teeth, you're the town's most eligible bachelor. If you have a college degree and all of your teeth, you are automatically labeled as "arrogant" and no one wants anything to do with you.
A move to New Hampshire provides only the following certainties to one's future:
1. Alcoholism or other substance abuse
2. Obesity
3. Depression
4. Constant maintenance on your property and vehicle
5. Divorce if you're married / Remaining single for the rest of your life if you aren't married
The locals are the most arrogant, pompous douche-bags you will ever run into. They frequently troll urban dictionary just to dislike all of the negative definitions of New Hampshire. People that are from here, and smart enough to know how much is sucks, call the State "Screw Hampshire", because nothing says "you're screwed" like living in the North Country. If you have a high school diploma and half of your teeth, you're the town's most eligible bachelor. If you have a college degree and all of your teeth, you are automatically labeled as "arrogant" and no one wants anything to do with you.
A move to New Hampshire provides only the following certainties to one's future:
1. Alcoholism or other substance abuse
2. Obesity
3. Depression
4. Constant maintenance on your property and vehicle
5. Divorce if you're married / Remaining single for the rest of your life if you aren't married
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New Jersey is better known as the Garden State. However, it is officially known to have the most gangs and arrests (arrests apply in areas like Jersey City or any downtown areas). It is also the home of Atlantic City, the playground of rich people all over the wherever the heck you may be from to spend money on casinos and relax.
New Jersey is better known as the Garden State. However, it is officially known to have the most gangs and arrests (arrests apply in areas like Jersey City or any downtown areas). It is also the home of Atlantic City, the playground of rich people all over the wherever the heck you may be from to spend money on casinos and relax.
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GIRL 2: WHAT! were not sluts!
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GIRL 2: WHAT! were not sluts!
BOY: New Yorksitutes are not sluts! They just hang out on New York street all the time. Being a New Yorksitute is a compliment! Your lucky to have that name.
GIRLS: Ok YAY!!
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