Gravy eyes

One eye is wonky and one is crazy

Damn look at those face balls, she got gravy eyes

by GoldShot July 19, 2018

child's-eye

The viewpoint that the world is seen as a pure place. The belief that sex is unnatural and evil, swearing is evil, or anything not nice to a child is evil. However, sex is a natural and beautiful process spreading life, and swearing is normal and used daily without consequence. Basically someone with a Child's-Eye is just someone who's a real pussy.

I heard that guy named Steven's got a Child's-Eye. He backs out of every conversation if we swear or talk about something slightly dirty.

by Hotdog Squash February 7, 2018

brock eye

When you smoke some phat dank buds, and you're eyes become like Brock from Pokémon.

Toker 1: Mate this is some sick weed, yo.

Toker 2: Yeah mate, you got some serioues brock eye!

by 420toker February 27, 2014

Eye Def

Not being able to see otherwise known as blind

Jeff waived to Bob but little did they know Bob was eye def

by MEME MONKEY October 5, 2018

squab eye

The squab can be natural or brought on by laughter. A person who's one eye shuts when in hysterics is known to have the squab eye. A lazy eye or any difference to one eye also falls into the category of squab.

Whoah look at toms squab eye got a bad one there chap!

by Deeb619 August 25, 2015

five to the eye

A slap to the face or punch in the eye.

When he asked for her digits, she gave him five to the eye.

by mousepole June 26, 2010

eye hit

when you're blazing a doobie and smoke goes into your eye causing brief, yet severe pain, and an involuntary reaction to squint like Popeye for a moment

Dude, I just got an eye hit off that blunt & it hurt like a bitch!

by dahurricane September 30, 2010