obese tractor

mexican boys waiting in line to buy a black chair

those are obese tractors buying a chair

by yeywywtw November 9, 2018

big tractor

a tractor commonly used for farming but its big

Jeff Bezos: look at that big tractor

Elon Musk: dayumn thats a big tractor

by jestrr February 25, 2024

Lawn Tractor Limbo

When you are mowing your grass on a riding lawn mower, and you have to mow under a low-hanging tree...so you lean way back in your seat and "limbo" the tree branches.

I was mowing the grass yesterday, and had to do the lawn tractor limbo going under the apple trees.

by Kalisiin June 18, 2014

Tractor Push

A friendly "docking" competition. The act of pushing penis tips together to see who gets docked inside of who.

Those guys are going to do a Tractor Push to see who's the stronger man.

by stuffninja December 8, 2015

Tractor Jam

When your tractor is jammed.

Sorry i was late, i had a tractor jam.

by Ryanchiller8 January 15, 2015

Mexican tractor pull

The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.

After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.

by Stu Piddskinner February 9, 2021

California Tractor Pull

When a man sticks his cock in a womans ass, then the woman sprints. Until the man ejaculates in her ass

That hooker gave me a real good "California Tractor Pull" last night

by The bigges big boi January 2, 2019