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hippo money

When your woman spends the family cash without prior authorization.
by OvenMitts&Zipties June 23, 2022
mugGet the hippo moneymug.

dutch hippo

when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake
hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.
by Becky Conchers April 2, 2023
mugGet the dutch hippomug.

Hippo-Snatch

A term used for a woman so thirsty for the "D", that her actions leads one to think that her vagina is going to jump out of her pants and snatch that "D" up like a ball in Hungry Hungry Hippos!
While Ratchet's husband is doing a ten year bid in prison, she gets hungry for the "D". She's up in the club all Hippo-Snatching any dick wit a pulse n a dream, and she down with O.P.P.
by gfizzlemynizzle January 17, 2015
mugGet the Hippo-Snatchmug.

yellow hippo

A person that has actually become obese on a diet of nothing but dog cum and gun powder.
Bobby: Dude, have you seen JR lately?!

Walker: Yeah, he needs to ease off all of that dog cum and gun powder before he becomes a yellow hippo.
by Elmuff November 15, 2018
mugGet the yellow hippomug.

Hippo Nuke

bro that Hippo Nuke was lit
by GlizzySock July 13, 2021
mugGet the Hippo Nukemug.

wallowing hippo

My toilet water was dirty when I flushed it. I took the lid of the cistern and found some dirty bastard had laid a wallowing hippo in there.
by captnphunky March 9, 2017
mugGet the wallowing hippomug.

tiny hippo

Like hippo (from hypocrite), but also with a tiny body part. A "big mouth hippo" is a person who says something is wrong one day but then goes and does that exact same thing or has already done it in the past. Calling someone a tiny hippo is also making reference to their penis or if they are a women, their ass. So big mouth, small dick. Or big mouth, small ass (or tight arse - vulgar form). It is sometimes used to refer to a gay person who talks hypocritically, normally a bottom/submissive in the relationship.
(after hearing tall tale from some loudmouth) - "that dude is a tiny hippo."
by Dysklyver December 6, 2017
mugGet the tiny hippomug.

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