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face hamster

A Face Hamster is another term for Facial hair/ Goatee.
by Kwand July 31, 2016
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Hamster high

When you've smoked so much weed that the proverbial hamster has fallen off its wheel, leaving you speechless when your friends ask you a question.
Cory and Trevor asked me about the wrestling pay-per-view, but I was hamster high and drew a blank.
by JeffroCakes March 23, 2017
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hamster nuts

Giannas hamster has fat fuckin hamster nuts man they are huge
by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021
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Hamster-Huffing

Hamster Huffing was invented in the town of Lurgan in the late bronze age by chieftain Ryan McNeill during a bare-bollock wrestling match with gay giant Finn McCool. Legend has it that four-and-twenty orange fighting hamsters were intestinally huffed by flame-haired McNeill before he exploded in a ball of methane gas and pubic hair. His remains are believed to have been buried in the grounds of the Junior High School from whence it is believed he shall rise again, leading a zombie army of ginger gobshites on the day of Ragnarok . Hamster-huffers are recognisable by their hoodies. persistent smell of eggy-farts and the signature cry of "Yeoooooo" uttered at the peak of their huffing ecstasy).
Hollywood movie star Richard Gere was well known for his hamster-huffing exploits
by GingerMcNeill August 31, 2012
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wet hamster

When the male slides his penis between the butt cheeks of his partner, climaxes on his partners gooch, licks it off, and spits it into his partners mouth.
Amelia and Rob wanted to change things up in bed so Rob performed a wet hamster
by Spence_357 January 16, 2014
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Slapping the hamster

1. A method of punishment for an unruly rodent.
2. Vigorous female masturbation.
Has anyone seen Beyoncé tonight? Yes, earlier, but she told me she was retiring to spend some quality 'me time' slapping the hamster.
by Sordid Panther February 17, 2015
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hamster girl

A girl that smells distinctly like a hamster. This doesn't occur too often but has been know to take place to young ladies working in council offices. There is a distinct air of urine and sawdust about them.
She's a right hamster girl.
by Age_Wills November 14, 2006
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