Skip to main content

COVID-19

Propaganda: an ingenious ploy to reroute the US trade commissions, close the borders, integrate other aliens into the population disguised with masks, distract the people from the injustice that is taking place in their every day lives, raise prices, engage in profit wars, control the already dumbfounded population, distraction decoy.
If the COVID-19 virus truly exists, the U.S. government already made the mistake of infecting the U.S. citizens with it and are now paying out money to all victims who are exposed and dormant to the virus.
by DeepThrowWitDancer April 17, 2022
mugGet the COVID-19mug.

COVID-19

A epic virus witch will probably kill a lot of people in the next coming years.
Brandon: Oh look he coughs!
Stanley: Maybe he has the COVID-19 virus?

The guy who cough: Yes! And now you will get it! HAHAHA
by COVID-19 is gay February 27, 2020
mugGet the COVID-19mug.

Covid-19

A lame ass virus that needs to just fuckoff somewhere over the rainbow where the fuck offs run wild and free
Wow you seriously have covid-19
by mr.fiercefierce December 1, 2021
mugGet the Covid-19mug.

Covid-19

A diagnose you with Covid-19
by kuhuinkh December 24, 2021
mugGet the Covid-19mug.

The Covid 19 Pounds

The 19 weight everyone gained while in quarantine due to the Corona virus
Heeeey!! So long since I have seen you! Good to see you buddy. I see you gained the Covid 19 pounds!! So Did I!! SMH
by Caro Tejada April 17, 2020
mugGet the The Covid 19 Poundsmug.

Covid-19

The go-to excuse for lack of supplies in a store, lack of call handlers in customer support and basically anything that involves human contact.

Absolutely everything on this planet has been or is affected by this and the restrictions and lack of contact is causing so much more damage than the virus actually infecting people.
Then you get called selfish because you don't wish to have the vaccine, as the vulnerable people who are vaccinated are at risk of you spreading it to them, the key bit there being "vulnerable people who are vaccinated".
"hey can I contact customer support becuase I have just spent £300 on a product that is broken"
"Sorry, due to covid-19 there are no advisors in the office so we cannot help"
"Fuck you and fuck this virus which is no different to flu unless you're 103, yet the entire earth has to come to a standstill"
by Covid is brilliant September 2, 2021
mugGet the Covid-19mug.

COVID-19

An absolute horrifying virus that decided to ruin the lives of many people in the year 2020. More definitions can be found linked like quarantine and 2020
COVID-19 was a horrid virus ruining many lives.
by w i t t y June 23, 2020
mugGet the COVID-19mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email