slothenly 

A slow, dumb, lazy, unmotivated, uncaring, incompetent, unnecessary and replaceable human. Someone who's laziness of mind is manifested in both their physical form and the way they behave.

I had to step off the curb and walk on the street to get past the slothenly family strolling down the sidewalk. It took the slothenly employees 25 minutes to prepare my to go order at lunch. I tried to walk up the escalator, but the slothenly people prevented my progress

slothenly by ERIC STEINBACK November 16, 2007

scotch 

Most definitely does not mean 'Scottish' when describing people. It is often used to describe liquor, eggs and beef among other things.

Those who call Scottish people 'Scotch' are often corrected with a polite saying-so, or a "Fuck off, you stupid American bastard!", depending on how much Scotch the Scottish person has recently imbibed.

Stereotypical American - "Hey you're Scotch! Isn't Scotland in England?"

Drunken Scot - "Fuck off, you stupid American bastard!"

scotch by bluntpencil2001 April 25, 2005

sloth attack 

-Raise your hands above your head in a claw-like fashion and move extremely slow towards the person whom you are attacking. Continue to attack the person by moving your feet up and down extremely slow until your face is right in front of your victim's chest. Continue by slowly raising your right arm over the victim's left shoulder and around their back. Next put your left arm over the victim's right shoulder and around their back so that you can lift yourself. Finally, wrap both legs around the victim extremely slowly, then slide down their body until you land on the floor.

-This is basically just a funny thing to do, and you will definitely get people to laugh, as long as you move very slowly towards them and wrap them up completely.

Johnny made the group laugh when he did a sloth attack on Jim.

sloth attack by Preston Stell June 20, 2007

Big Bad Scotch 

The name assumed by a fat security guard who thinks that sitting in the gatehouse of a pie factory makes him the most important man in the world. He spends most of his working day reading his newspaper and demanding to see the ID of the only people of lower grade than him - the toilet cleaners.

Stop! Who goes there?

None of your fat business. Who the hell are you?

I am the Scotch, the Big Bad Scotch.

Correction. You're a fat ugly nobody with little legs and a gay moustache.

Big Bad Scotch by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 18, 2009

cum sloth 

a cum sloth is one who moves only for the sake of consuming cum. he/she loves cum in their mouths 24/7

guy1: dude she wouldn't leave her dorm until i told her i wanted head, then she came over and sucked my cock for an hour.
guy2: wow, what a cum sloth!!!

cum sloth by xturtlex May 9, 2005

Scotch Tape 

A really good idea, deserves credit.

Let's give credit where credit is due; scotch tape was a really good idea. - George Carlin

Scotch Tape by Gage - o November 2, 2008

Eiffel Tower plus Sloth 

1. The same as a traditional eiffel tower, whereby two men mount both ends of a woman and high ten in the middle, with the addition of a fourth person, who slowly climbs around the structure like a sloth.

We were just gonna eiffel tower that girl, but Ralph showed up so we cranked it up to some Eiffel Tower plus Sloth.

Eiffel Tower plus Sloth by chiveley October 14, 2012