Cousin Whitey

Powdered coke, or sometimes crank.

"I'm takin' my Cousin Whitey out to the club with us."

by House of Mayhem September 11, 2005

not suitable for whitey

In a non racist America, music and cultural concepts that are still unfit for white culture.

Certain types of black rap to me personally are still not suitable for whitey due to its offensive language. Should it 🤔 be abbreviated nsfw as well?

by Sexydimma July 1, 2025

whitey

Slang for a lightweight to the drug cannibas. Caused by low blood pressure and loss of pigment too skin. Commonly used by cracker faggots from england.

English Cracker: Steves such a fukin whitey

English Cracker 2: wtf get bak to sukin dik were in england remember!

Steve: Fuk this is shit country im movin to B.C.

by 420hotbox June 6, 2011

THE SNEAKY WHITEY

THE ACT OF SHITTING YOURSELF MID CONVERSATION WHILE MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH THE PERSON TALKING TO YOU

TRAVIS DID YOU JUST HIT ME WITH THE SNEAKY WHITEY.

by BIGHEADVONSTUPID February 22, 2022

Whitey

A Jamaican affectionate way to refer to a white person.

Hey whitey, you want any weed to buy?

I man want a real whitey in I man life. Yah nah I mean?

by Tropical Rythms December 11, 2021

Big whitey

A great white shark to surfers.

My greatest fear is meeting big whitey face to face in the lineup.

by Boats Hutto December 14, 2018

Meat Whitey

A Meat Whitey is a phenomenon that usually occurs in the closing stages of a heavy sesh wan. This is the part after you’ve ordered that extra large mixed kebab from Pizza Time and you’re lapping up the last shots from the shitmix you made earlier. After one last shot you feel that rumble in your gut, you’re about to whitey. You try to convince your mates that you’re not that smashed (they know you are) and instead blame it on the “floor cleaner taste” of the shitmix shot. You feel the steaming hot vomit working its way up your throat. You frantically look for a suitable container and you remember about the half eaten kebab still in its tray. “Get outside” your friends frantically shout ...”not in the meat” they exclaim but it’s too late, you dump your bright red, stomach lining filled whitey right into the tray of meat!!! Delicious!

Yo! That guy couldn’t handle that last shot and ended up whiteying in the meat! What a meat whitey!

by Twiggy_222 October 15, 2020