Ridge Wallet

Wallet usually owned by a closet pickle sniffer who surrounds himself by men.

Kyle always brings his ridge wallet to p-town

by Wally Dolly September 9, 2021

Dirt Wallet

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.

Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.

Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."

by The Murricane January 5, 2011

Locked Wallet

When someone who isn't broke but is cheap. They must have a locked wallet.

Went to dinner with my cousins. I picked up the check and asked them to leave the tip. One pulled out money, the other sipped his $7 drink. The tip total was about $18. I joked later with the cousin who paid that he must have had a locked wallet.

by Aston_D June 18, 2016

leather wallet

A wallet made out of leather. What did you expect?

It felt good ejaculating into my leather wallet as a tribute to the photo of my deceased wife, whose picture I have in there.

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

gut wallet

a female's vagina. usually belonging to a whore.

yeah dude i beat the s out of her gut wallet last night

by mikemarshall3 October 15, 2008

Ball's to the wallet

Well what more to say except a perfect way to blow your load in many possible ways all in the same evening much less. Short and sweet going all the way in everything you do in life.

I Gotta go ball's to the wallet in everything I do and just know the outcome will sometimes break the bank just as hard as your balls will administer to all.

by Peter deter July 9, 2019

willet wallet

noun a leatherbound case for willets (turds stuck to a dick after anal sex), sometimes as large as an art portfolio.

Elton John never tours the world without his willet wallet.

by birdyharrison October 5, 2017