ODD

Obsessive Dick Disorder.

A mental affliction commonly found in hoplophobes, causing an irrational need to constantly think about gun owners’ dicks. Advanced stages even lead to being unable to stop talking about the dicks of gun owners, in great detail. This condition can be alleviated through a daily dose of rational and critical thinking.

Normal person: So I just bought a gun.

Hoplophobe: WOW I BET YOUR DICK IS TINY

Normal person: …What?

Hoplophobe: YOUR THROBBING COCK MUST BE SO SMALL I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW TINY IT IS

Normal person: Have you been tested for ODD? You REALLY should…

by GAWII January 20, 2024

Odd Offering

When a situation calls for offering an even amount of things, but you make the mistake of offering an odd amount.

My friend Steve tried to join in on our footy game yesterday. He was only one player but in that moment we really needed two players. I told him he can't play because he came to us with an odd offering.

by Hash-money February 18, 2023

Odd Thomas

A thriller novel by American writer Dean Koontz, published in 2003. The novel derives its title from the protagonist

In the beginning of the book, Odd Thomas is silently approached by the ghost of a young girl brutally raped and murdered, and through his unique ability to understand the dead, is psychically led to her killer, a former schoolmate named Harlo Landerson.

by SPrice1980 May 5, 2023

Odd Ari

An Odd Ari is someone who believes he is a donkey and likes cheese.

“Dude your brother is like, such an Odd Ari”

by Odd Al March 24, 2022

Odd

A word used in a punny manner to describe another person because of their outlandish behavior/personality.

Karen : OMG did you hear about Bob's udder fetish?
Kimmy: OMG yeah he is so odd, i can't even.

by WiandSoongEntertainmentAgency April 28, 2020

odd

Another word for cannabis / weed

Marvin: Are you down for smoking some odd?
Kevin: How much?
Marvin: 2 grams.
Alvin: Ye I would be in too.

by lucedae December 4, 2020

In Odd We Trust

the first graphic novel featuring Dean Koontz's character Odd Thomas. It was released June 24, 2008

In Odd We Trust serves as a prequel to the first Odd Thomas novel. The ghost of a young boy appears to Odd, and he embarks on a quest to bring justice to the boy's killer so that his ghost can move on

by SPrice1980 May 5, 2023