balloon pet

A girls clit

I beat up her balloon pet with my tongue

by NutraMorph August 13, 2019

Pet rocks

pet rocks are great for your lifestyle and will keep you company right until you well..um..die.

do you like my pet rocks? this is sarah, jim, and bob.

by #1vscogirl September 8, 2019

Petting the dog

Anal Fingering.

Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!

Preston: Damn weirdo.

by PencilBuzz July 16, 2023

Pet Forest

a game where you just becomes a character same to Dragon Nest. But more fun and more cute

Person 1: Do You play Dragon Nest?
Person 2: Hell Naw, Pet Forest is way better!
Person 1: Really? I should try it
Person 2: Go eat Your heart out -.-

by Ace of ♦ January 8, 2012

Pet the gator

To do something that sounds intriguing, but is extremely dangerous, possibly life threatening.

When Evil Knievil told people he was planning to jump across the Grand Canyon in a motorcycle, someone could have said to him: "Evil, man, you're really going to Pet the gator this time.

by harpodarpo September 30, 2009

Pet Hospital

The hottest spiciness you can order at an Indian Restaurant, not ever advertised because it is beyond the restaurant’s approved spice index.

“Hi, yes, I would like to order the Lamb Vindaloo - Pet Hospital.”

“Uhh, sir, do you mean extra hot?”

“PET HOSPITAL! I WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING!!”

by RedMeansGo March 12, 2023

Flesh Pet

Slang for one's own human children. "Flesh pet" is the antonym of "fur baby."

I gotta go pick up my flesh pets from daycare.

My flesh pet has a doctor's appointment, so I'll be late to the 1:30 meeting.

by JoeTurquoise October 15, 2020