9gag worthy

A really bad joke.

Josh: Tell me a good joke, please.

Nathan: Okay, "I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over."

Josh: I said a good one. That crap's 9gag worthy.

by andkri April 11, 2018

juggle-worthy

A woman deemed fit to take into a prostitution ring, or one's "game" of dating several women at one time.

"Dag yo! That biotch is straight up juggle-worthy!"

by L4NCE-ROM4NCE March 27, 2008

asshole-worthiness

a characteristic that guys who say things like "you got over your dead cat really fast" and then try to spin it off as a compliment have

"Yeah, Julian is cool but his asshole-worthiness makes him uncool."

by Cool Cat 224 May 24, 2015

wimpy worthy

A near-perfect to perfect burger. A burger awesome enough to satisfy the king of burgers, J. Wellington Wimpy, who is the glutinous hamburger king and friend of Popeye in the comics and cartoons. Wimpy's mantra is: "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

I had the most awesomest burger tonight, it was truly Wimpy Worthy.

by Wine Commonsewer November 5, 2013

corn worthy

A chick so hot, you would eat the corn outta her shit.

Dude, did you see that MILF over there? Totally corn worthy!!

by Patrick Hayes Ryan December 31, 2008

post-worthy

Referring to a picture or video and considering whether or not it is good enough for social media

Damn those Cheetos are so cute that so post-worthy

by Dilcheetos June 26, 2019

Quarantine worthy

Someone you would be more than happy to be in quarantine with.

See that guy over there? He’s quarantine worthy

by Hailey Comet April 25, 2020