Death

Death is a one time usable “get out of work or school or jail” card, it has an expiration date that will instantly use itself at a certain age, if you get hit by a bus or get stabbed or any of that bullshit then the card might accidentally play itself. Also emo people use it a whole lot.

Friend 1: hey do you wanna go skating later?

Friend 2: yeah sure what time

Friend 1: 01:30

Friend 2: ok I’ll be there!

Some random emo guy: ima use the death card tonight

by H4PPY February 3, 2023

Death

Complete transformation of future into past.

Seeing Harry holding a gun at him, Joe knew he was close to death now and that his time was up.

by cannapeas November 4, 2019

Death

Death is when u die...
aka when u stop breating, and your heart stops.

i want death to happen to me

by Heart.Brocken.Check June 7, 2021

Death

Death is a transition from mortality (physical world) into immortality (afterworld). -Emeasoba George

Death is unavoidable.

by Emeasoba George March 8, 2018

Death

Something that I want.

Death in past tense is dead. Violet wants dead death.

by that one stoner chick April 21, 2018

Death

English class . Just plain English class

Death happens in English class

by Razors1st October 17, 2017

Death

The other shore of happiness and fulfilling, the land in which we shall rejoice the end, and the end of all thought and reality

I have found, mon ami, a companion named death

by Chuunibyo July 10, 2020