adult brownies

Regular ol' brownies with marijuana or magic mushrooms baked right into them. You can bake them with Betty Crocker mix from the supermarket or, better yet, put forth the effort required to make them from scratch.

Meg Griffin: What's wrong with Stewie?

Lois Griffin: He's just having a little hallucination from the fever, just like when you were 2 and ate those adult brownies I was saving for the Doobie Brothers concert.

by attheivy December 31, 2008

Crimson Brownie

When you have anal sex with a woman who is also on her period and she gives you a blowjob to finish.

She was super horny on during shark week. Gave her some anal and finished the deal with a Crimson Brownie.

by Arathion August 4, 2019

Brownie Sexism

Being in the state of not giving brownies to the opposite gender.

Rachel is such a practicer of Brownie Sexism, she won't give those boys the brownies she baked.

by whoismatt October 18, 2011

Brownie Pipe

1. the fatty part of the human body that you sit on
2 the opening at the bottom of the rectum through which solid waste is emptied

My brownie pipe hurts like a mo-fo from taking a shit after eating all that spicy food.

by MagicJuanD February 20, 2008

Hand Brownie

When a girl or guy shits in their hand and gives a sloppy hand job.

Wow Monica just gave me a hand brownie and it was delicious.

by P-Jizzle September 5, 2016

Brownie Skin

The thin patina of shit covering an unsheathed cock after anal sex.

Rachel left me with brownie skin last night.

I pulled out and had the brownie skin.

She was so dirty I had to towel off the brownie skin.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Brownie Pie

An anal creampie, i.e., the results of ejaculating in the anus after anal intercourse.

I'd love to give Coco a brownie pie, but Ice-T might cut my balls off.

by utorr March 31, 2011